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First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
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PostSubject: Speaking English Kills   Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:50 am

The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British of Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what apparently kills.

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First Name: Mark Timothy "Macky"
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PostSubject: Re: Speaking English Kills   Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:48 pm

hmmm... korni nga haha Very Happy
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