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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:24 pm

mizpah wrote:
Titser: kinsa nakaila kay Dr, Jose Rizal Dinhi?..ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Wa ko kaila ana mam?
Titser: Ikaw Jose?
Jose: Wa jud ko kaila ana mam...
Titser: Ikaw Kaloy?
Kaloy: otro pud ko mam na wa jud kaila niya..
Titser: Unsa wa ju'y nakaila kay Dr, Kose Rizal sa inyoha?
Pedro: Basig sa pikas seksyon na sya mam.

Titser: Sinong nakakakilala kay Dr. Jose Rizal dito?... Ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Hindi ko kilala yan mam
Titser: Ikaw Jose?
Jose: Hindi ko kilala yan mam
Titser: Ikaw Kaloy?
Kaloy: Ako rin mam hindi ko kilala yan
Titser: Ano? Walang nakakilala kay Dr. Jose Rizal dito?
Pedro: Baka naman nasa kabilang seksyon yan mam.
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:28 pm

JC_soldier wrote:
ako ikalima....

Botyok: Mamaak ba ning inyong iro nang?

Nang Bertulda: Loy, dugay na gyud ko ning kalibutan wala pa gyud ko kadungog dunay iro nanumbag! Laughing Razz

TRANSLATION:

Botyok: Nangangagat ba itong aso ninyo manang?

Manang Bertulda: Totoy, matagal na ako dito sa mundo, hinding-hindi pa ako nakakarinig na may asong nanununtok!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:32 pm

JC_soldier wrote:
Si nanay misulat sa iyang anak...

Dear Pedro,
Dong ang Nido nga non-fat milk ang ipadala sunod kay nagkalibanga (LBM) ang imong tatay sa Nivea nga moisturising milk.

Salamat,
Nanay

ahehehe... katawa sad! Razz


Si nanay sumulat sa kanyang anak...


Dear Pedro,
Anak, yung Nido non-fat milk na ang ipadala mo sa susunod ha kasi nagtatae (LBM) ang tatay mo sa Nivea na moisturising milk.

Salamat,
Nanay
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:34 pm

dUrIaNfReAk!!! wrote:
Yehey! Yehey! Naa na pod ko isa...


Bisaya sa Manila: Ale, pabili nga ng lemoncito.

Ale: Ano ba yang lemoncito?

Bisaya: Lemoncito gud, yung maliit na boongon!!!


Wahahahhaha!!! Mad Mad Mad

lemoncito= kalamansi

boongon yung pomelo sa bisaya. Pero medyo malalim na bisaya yun. Kaya nakakatawa.
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:43 pm

Oi hindi ito bisaya!!! basahin lang ng maigi para maintindihan.

dUrIaNfReAk!!! wrote:


Nay: Bumili ka ng pork and beans.

Boy(ngo-ngo): Omo

Sa tindahan...

Boy: Ani, ngamuta o ayo?

Ale: OK lang. Anong bibilhin mo?

Boy: Mo en men

Ale: d ko gets.

Boy: o ige, netter Mi as in Minimines (Philippines)

Ale: Ha????

Boy: Mi! (Kumanta)...ey, mi, ni, ni, e, em, nye...en, em, en, o mi!

Ale: ah P. Ituloy mo.

Boy: Mi, ngo!

Ale: Letter O, tapos?

Boy: Netter Arng

Ale: Ah P - O - R, malapit na!

Boy: Oo! Mo en men. Unod ngey.

Ale; Letter A?

Boy: Ini ho, ngey

Ale: Alam ko na. Pork and beans!

Boy: Oo! Mo en men

Ale: Ay naku! WALA...
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:48 pm

dUrIaNfReAk!!! wrote:
Sa karinderya…


Waitress: Unsa imong order nong?

Pedro: Tagai daw ko day og kape.

Waitress: Pyor coffee?

Pedro: Butangi pod og tubig day oy! Abug-abug man sad atong baba anang pyor!

Hindi na nakakatawa ang translation. Anyways, here it goes...

TRANSLATION:

Waitress: Anong order nyo manong?

Pedro: Bigyan mo nga ako neng ng kape.

Waitress: Pyor coffee?

Pedro: Lagyan mo naman ng tubig neng! Aalikabokin naman ang bibig ko kung pyor!


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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:52 pm

dUrIaNfReAk!!! wrote:
TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?

PEDRO: 4, Mam!

TITSER: Very good! … Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy!

Hindi na rin nakakatawa ang translation nito...

TRANSALTION:

TITSER: Pedro, 1+ 3?

PEDRO: 4 mam!

TITSER: Very good!.... Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Yan na nga ang sinasabi ko! Kung mahirap na yung tanong, ako yung tinatanong! Favoritism! I-absen nyo na lang nga ako!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:35 am

Hello! Te Lyn!!! mao ni akoa....

Anak: Tay unsay english sa OTOT?
Tatay: Wind of Change
Anak: Ug otot nga way Tingog?
Tatay: Sound of Silence
Anak: Ug otot nga dalang Tae tay?
Tatay: Dust in the wind!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:20 pm

kumare 1: uy, juana pagkatapos bumili ng ulam ung asawa mo nsagasaan!!!

juana: huhuhu...kawawa nmn kaami....xc...






.............wala n kaming ulam...xc
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon May 19, 2008 2:46 pm

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wag kang umasang may kasunod!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:34 pm

Hi guys,

Im a new member sa ani nga forum. Lingaw man ni diri pwede ko mo apil? Don't worry I am a pure bisaya 110%.

LOL.

Salamat.
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:38 pm

Naa koy ako...


Anak: Tay! tay!
Tatay: Unsa man nak?
Anak: Napa-akan ko ug iro sa ilang nang Berta tay nya gitagaan kog 50 pesos.
Tatay: ahh mao ba... (nanawag) Boy! boy!
Anak: Nganong imo man gitawag akong manghod tay?
Tatay: Paadtua pod ang imong manghod sa ilang nang Berta nya ipapa-ak pod sa iro.


hehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:45 pm

Yen, Jeri, Jane, Micai, Rex, Fe


I know nga medyo dili ta allowed mo open ani nga site. Pero kung bored na jud bisan kadiut lang gud mo open ta ani para mawala atong kalaay.

You can post jokes here if you want. Bisan unsa basta maka lingaw lang.

cheers
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PostSubject: asa na mow?...   Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:55 pm

Laughing

hi guys..am new here..

chris Razz

yen asa naka?..

cai..kaw pud?..wer u?..

jinjin..ali nah mu woi..

ahahhaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:01 pm

hi chris!
hi jeri!
yen... and jane...
afro lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:05 pm

murag dili paman aware si jane kay walay tan-aw2x sa skype. anyway, welcome jeri and micai. si yen kay siguso pa palit ug suka.

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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:09 pm

Laughing ahahaahha
mag post na to ron...
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:12 pm

ahahhaha..yey...naa natah tanan.. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:13 pm

What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:15 pm

Sleep

dugayang yen woi.. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:21 pm

nadat-ogan pato sa suka.

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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:45 pm

yati...

nadat.ugan jowd????? tongue

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:48 pm

hmmmm....mapaksitan man jud tah ani madugay bah!


tuvma...kita ba tos F nga pag.agi niya...nag.register pa ko...


lol!

kevz....





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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:50 pm

ahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:53 pm

wahahahaahahaha


edit oe...olarksh ra ayu...


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