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PostSubject: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:35 pm

Haha! BISAYA JOKES GO HERE....Any objections?

Maiintindihan ko kung magsosolo akong magpopost dito... for now. Kasi nga kokonti pa lang kami.

Maiintindihan ko rin kung madedelete itong topic na to. (wag naman sana)

Panglingaw-lingaw ra gud!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:36 pm

Gorio: Teban, tagnaa ang akong maayong kinaiya nga nagsugod sa letter “A”.

Teban: Aprotsabol?

Gorio: Dili.

Teban: Abilabol?

Gorio: Dili gihapon.

Teban: Unsa man diay?

Gorio: Anest!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:39 pm

Sa karinderya…


Waitress: Unsa imong order nong?

Pedro: Tagai daw ko day og kape.

Waitress: Pyor coffee?

Pedro: Butangi pod og tubig day oy! Abug-abug man sad atong baba anang pyor!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:39 pm

TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?

PEDRO: 4, Mam!

TITSER: Very good! … Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:53 am

JUAN: Bay, naa bai penguin diri sa Pilipinas?

PEDRO: Wa tawon pre oy.

JUAN: Na! Matay... madre gyud diay tong akong naligsan gabi-i!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:37 pm

KONDUKTOR:cge.cge .....sibog sibog lang arong dali ta.... ahhh nong kanang imong anak sssssaaabaka nalang.

Manong: Wa ka kuyapi noy!! nisakay gani mig jeep sa baka pa hinoun nimo pasakyon akong anak!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:41 pm

Nanay: Nong pila bayad sa bata?
Driber: Ahhh. wala nang Libre lang...
Nanay: AHH kanang magsabak pila man?????
Driber: Wala pud nang libre pud....
Nanay: Mao bah!!!!!! Ali nak sabaka gani ko........


uy!!! katawa pud mo uy lisod baya cgeg type dinhi!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:49 pm

Titser: kinsa nakaila kay Dr, Jose Rizal Dinhi?..ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Wa ko kaila ana mam?
Titser: Ikaw Jose?
Jose: Wa jud ko kaila ana mam...
Titser: Ikaw Kaloy?
Kaloy: otro pud ko mam na wa jud kaila niya..
Titser: Unsa wa ju'y nakaila kay Dr, Kose Rizal sa inyoha?
Pedro: Basig sa pikas seksyon na sya mam.
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:29 am

Ngyaaha!! Way to go mizpah!!! sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:49 am

syempre wla akong naintidihan hahaha =D
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:44 pm

you're not alone durianfreak!!!!

dis is our place!!!!hehehehe
we will invite more
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:02 pm

Kinamanghurang anak: mwah hu!!!huhu!hu!!

Inahan: oh anak, nganong mihilak man ka??

Kinamanghurang anak: si kuya man gud!!!

Inahan: anak! nganong mihilak man ni imong manghud??

Kuya: ah! siya na gani gihatagan nako og pagkaon, hinog pa gyud iyaha, ako hilaw.... mihilak na noon!!!

Inahan: mao ba, unsa diay inyong gikaon??

Kuya: SILI :P

ngeok!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:44 pm

Ako naa pod... salamat aning portion ni cge lang ko ug katawa..

Kini akoa:

Promo boy: relo, palit na mo ug relo.

farmer: unsa na imong gisuroy Dong?

Promo boy: Relo nong, Palit ka Nong, para makahibalo ka sa oras.

Farmer: Ay Dong, ako motan aw lang lang ko sa adlaw, makhibalo na ko kung unsa nang orasa.

Promo boy: Sus, Nong inig mo ulan diay.

Farmer: E syempre, mopasilong ko!

ha ha ha ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:13 pm

bakit dalawa lang kaung nagpoposts dito??? hehehehe pangtatlo p lang aku??xp kinsa man gud ang mga bisdak dra oi!! panggawas mo bi..aheheheh
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:53 am

chunkee, actually tulo mi. ika-upat ka. asa man imo joke? hehe... GBX
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:45 pm

ako ikalima....

Botyok: Mamaak ba ning inyong iro nang?

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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:49 pm

Si nanay misulat sa iyang anak...

Dear Pedro,
Dong ang Nido nga non-fat milk ang ipadala sunod kay nagkalibanga (LBM) ang imong tatay sa Nivea nga moisturising milk.

Salamat,
Nanay

ahehehe... katawa sad! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:04 pm

D man ni sya bisaya. pero kataw-anan man. sige na lang....

Nay: Bumili ka ng pork and beans.

Boy(ngo-ngo): Omo

Sa tindahan...

Boy: Ani, ngamuta o ayo?

Ale: OK lang. Anong bibilhin mo?

Boy: Mo en men

Ale: d ko gets.

Boy: o ige, netter Mi as in Minimines (Philippines)

Ale: Ha????

Boy: Mi! (Kumanta)...ey, mi, ni, ni, e, em, nye...en, em, en, o mi!

Ale: ah P. Ituloy mo.

Boy: Mi, ngo!

Ale: Letter O, tapos?

Boy: Netter Arng

Ale: Ah P - O - R, malapit na!

Boy: Oo! Mo en men. Unod ngey.

Ale; Letter A?

Boy: Ini ho, ngey

Ale: Alam ko na. Pork and beans!

Boy: Oo! Mo en men

Ale: Ay naku! WALA...
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:21 pm

Yehey! Yehey! Naa na pod ko isa...


Bisaya sa Manila: Ale, pabili nga ng lemoncito.

Ale: Ano ba yang lemoncito?

Bisaya: Lemoncito gud, yung maliit na boongon!!!


Wahahahhaha!!! Mad Mad Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:08 am

Hi! Kabalo ko Bisaya! Gamay lang. Kataw-anan istorya. Hahahah...

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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:57 am

pwede po ba bng mgkarun ng thread na mgtuturo ng bisaya? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:20 pm

siyempre wala din akong naintindihan haha
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:03 pm

Hehe. naisip ko na pano kaya kung may rule na pagkatapos ng every bisaya joke may translation? para may matutunan namang bisaya yung mga hindi bisaya.

pero malabo, kasi mababawasan if not mawawala ang humor ng joke pagnaka-translate na. Meron kasing element na pagka-buki (baduy) yung joke kung bisaya. Nawawala kung d na bisaya. Pero susubukan kong itranslate yung mga entry ko.


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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:09 pm

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Gorio: Teban, tagnaa ang akong maayong kinaiya nga nagsugod sa letter “A”.

Teban: Aprotsabol?

Gorio: Dili.

Teban: Abilabol?

Gorio: Dili gihapon.

Teban: Unsa man diay?

Gorio: Anest!!!

TRANSLATION:

Gorio: Teban, hulaan mo kung ano yung isang katangian ko na nagsisimula sa letrang "A"

Teban: Aprotsabol

Gorio: Hindi

Teban: Abilabol?

Gorio: Hindi parin

Teban: Ano nga ba?

Gorio: Anest!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan   Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:14 pm

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JUAN: Bay, naa bai penguin diri sa Pilipinas?

PEDRO: Wa tawon pre oy.

JUAN: Na! Matay... madre gyud diay tong akong naligsan gabi-i!

TRANSLATION:

JUAN: Pre, may penguin ba dito sa Pilipinas?

PEDRO: Wala shempre, pre

JUAN: Naku! Patay.... madre nga yung nasagasaan ko kagabi!
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