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+12jeri 제리 c_gabonia_u meeko ivy joy mokmoki xian_barm JC_soldier cOrnEd_bEEf elhiko s6ap mizpah dUrIaNfReAk!!! 16 posters |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
 Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| Subject: Istoryang Kataw-anan  Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:35 pm | |
| Haha! BISAYA JOKES GO HERE....Any objections?
Maiintindihan ko kung magsosolo akong magpopost dito... for now. Kasi nga kokonti pa lang kami.
Maiintindihan ko rin kung madedelete itong topic na to. (wag naman sana)
Panglingaw-lingaw ra gud! | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:36 pm | |
| Gorio: Teban, tagnaa ang akong maayong kinaiya nga nagsugod sa letter “A”.
Teban: Aprotsabol?
Gorio: Dili.
Teban: Abilabol?
Gorio: Dili gihapon.
Teban: Unsa man diay?
Gorio: Anest!!! | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:39 pm | |
| Sa karinderya…
Waitress: Unsa imong order nong?
Pedro: Tagai daw ko day og kape.
Waitress: Pyor coffee?
Pedro: Butangi pod og tubig day oy! Abug-abug man sad atong baba anang pyor! | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:39 pm | |
| TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?
PEDRO: 4, Mam!
TITSER: Very good! … Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?
JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy! | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:53 am | |
| JUAN: Bay, naa bai penguin diri sa Pilipinas?
PEDRO: Wa tawon pre oy.
JUAN: Na! Matay... madre gyud diay tong akong naligsan gabi-i! | |
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mizpah
Angel
 Number of posts : 6
Age : 40
Location : Kab.
Hobbies/Occupation : Playing musical inst./ a man behind mizpah
Registration date : 2006-12-28
First Name: tamie
Last Name: solpot
Ministry Area: L.A Kab.
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:37 pm | |
| KONDUKTOR:cge.cge .....sibog sibog lang arong dali ta.... ahhh nong kanang imong anak sssssaaabaka nalang.
Manong: Wa ka kuyapi noy!! nisakay gani mig jeep sa baka pa hinoun nimo pasakyon akong anak!!!!!! | |
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mizpah
Angel
Number of posts : 6
Age : 40
Location : Kab.
Hobbies/Occupation : Playing musical inst./ a man behind mizpah
Registration date : 2006-12-28
First Name: tamie
Last Name: solpot
Ministry Area: L.A Kab.
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:41 pm | |
| Nanay: Nong pila bayad sa bata?
Driber: Ahhh. wala nang Libre lang...
Nanay: AHH kanang magsabak pila man?????
Driber: Wala pud nang libre pud....
Nanay: Mao bah!!!!!! Ali nak sabaka gani ko........
uy!!! katawa pud mo uy lisod baya cgeg type dinhi!!!! | |
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mizpah
Angel
Number of posts : 6
Age : 40
Location : Kab.
Hobbies/Occupation : Playing musical inst./ a man behind mizpah
Registration date : 2006-12-28
First Name: tamie
Last Name: solpot
Ministry Area: L.A Kab.
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:49 pm | |
| Titser: kinsa nakaila kay Dr, Jose Rizal Dinhi?..ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Wa ko kaila ana mam?
Titser: Ikaw Jose?
Jose: Wa jud ko kaila ana mam...
Titser: Ikaw Kaloy?
Kaloy: otro pud ko mam na wa jud kaila niya..
Titser: Unsa wa ju'y nakaila kay Dr, Kose Rizal sa inyoha?
Pedro: Basig sa pikas seksyon na sya mam. | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:29 am | |
| Ngyaaha!! Way to go mizpah!!!  | |
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s6ap
Virtue
Number of posts : 207
Age : 39
Hobbies/Occupation : Systems Analyst - IRRI
Registration date : 2006-09-27
First Name: Lord Hendrix a.k.a. "dags"
Last Name: barboza
Ministry Area: LB
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:49 am | |
| syempre wla akong naintidihan hahaha =D | |
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mizpah
Angel
Number of posts : 6
Age : 40
Location : Kab.
Hobbies/Occupation : Playing musical inst./ a man behind mizpah
Registration date : 2006-12-28
First Name: tamie
Last Name: solpot
Ministry Area: L.A Kab.
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:44 pm | |
| you're not alone durianfreak!!!!
dis is our place!!!!hehehehe
we will invite more | |
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mizpah
Angel
Number of posts : 6
Age : 40
Location : Kab.
Hobbies/Occupation : Playing musical inst./ a man behind mizpah
Registration date : 2006-12-28
First Name: tamie
Last Name: solpot
Ministry Area: L.A Kab.
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:02 pm | |
| Kinamanghurang anak: mwah hu!!!huhu!hu!!
Inahan: oh anak, nganong mihilak man ka??
Kinamanghurang anak: si kuya man gud!!!
Inahan: anak! nganong mihilak man ni imong manghud??
Kuya: ah! siya na gani gihatagan nako og pagkaon, hinog pa gyud iyaha, ako hilaw.... mihilak na noon!!!
Inahan: mao ba, unsa diay inyong gikaon??
Kuya: SILI :P
ngeok!!!!!
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elhiko
Power
Number of posts : 83
Age : 44
Hobbies/Occupation : singing, sightings (he he he)
Registration date : 2006-09-27
First Name: Elson
Last Name: Montibon
Ministry Area: Sweden (Lord willing)
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:44 pm | |
| Ako naa pod... salamat aning portion ni cge lang ko ug katawa..
Kini akoa:
Promo boy: relo, palit na mo ug relo.
farmer: unsa na imong gisuroy Dong?
Promo boy: Relo nong, Palit ka Nong, para makahibalo ka sa oras.
Farmer: Ay Dong, ako motan aw lang lang ko sa adlaw, makhibalo na ko kung unsa nang orasa.
Promo boy: Sus, Nong inig mo ulan diay.
Farmer: E syempre, mopasilong ko!
ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
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cOrnEd_bEEf
Principality
Number of posts : 38
Age : 35
Location : ufie_elvi
Humor : akmuh member
Hobbies/Occupation : m2m/estudyante
Registration date : 2006-10-23
First Name:
Last Name:
Ministry Area:
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:13 pm | |
| bakit dalawa lang kaung nagpoposts dito??? hehehehe pangtatlo p lang aku??xp kinsa man gud ang mga bisdak dra oi!! panggawas mo bi..aheheheh | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:53 am | |
| chunkee, actually tulo mi. ika-upat ka. asa man imo joke? hehe... GBX | |
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JC_soldier
Power
Number of posts : 65
Age : 39
Location : Tagum City
Humor : bisaya kong dako??!!
Registration date : 2006-10-23
First Name: Lynn Aurea
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:45 pm | |
| ako ikalima.... Botyok: Mamaak ba ning inyong iro nang?Nang Bertulda: Loy, dugay na gyud ko ning kalibutan wala pa gyud ko kadungog dunay iro nanumbag!   | |
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JC_soldier
Power
Number of posts : 65
Age : 39
Location : Tagum City
Humor : bisaya kong dako??!!
Registration date : 2006-10-23
First Name: Lynn Aurea
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:49 pm | |
| Si nanay misulat sa iyang anak... Dear Pedro, Dong ang Nido nga non-fat milk ang ipadala sunod kay nagkalibanga (LBM) ang imong tatay sa Nivea nga moisturising milk. Salamat, Nanay ahehehe... katawa sad! | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:04 pm | |
| D man ni sya bisaya. pero kataw-anan man. sige na lang....
Nay: Bumili ka ng pork and beans.
Boy(ngo-ngo): Omo
Sa tindahan...
Boy: Ani, ngamuta o ayo?
Ale: OK lang. Anong bibilhin mo?
Boy: Mo en men
Ale: d ko gets.
Boy: o ige, netter Mi as in Minimines (Philippines)
Ale: Ha????
Boy: Mi! (Kumanta)...ey, mi, ni, ni, e, em, nye...en, em, en, o mi!
Ale: ah P. Ituloy mo.
Boy: Mi, ngo!
Ale: Letter O, tapos?
Boy: Netter Arng
Ale: Ah P - O - R, malapit na!
Boy: Oo! Mo en men. Unod ngey.
Ale; Letter A?
Boy: Ini ho, ngey
Ale: Alam ko na. Pork and beans!
Boy: Oo! Mo en men
Ale: Ay naku! WALA... | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:21 pm | |
| Yehey! Yehey! Naa na pod ko isa... Bisaya sa Manila: Ale, pabili nga ng lemoncito. Ale: Ano ba yang lemoncito? Bisaya: Lemoncito gud, yung maliit na boongon!!! Wahahahhaha!!!  | |
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xian_barm
Admin
Number of posts : 72
Age : 39
Location : Nueva Ecija, Philippines
Registration date : 2006-10-06
First Name: Stoix Nebin
Last Name: Pascua
Ministry Area: Science City of Muñoz, Nueva Ecija
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:08 am | |
| Hi! Kabalo ko Bisaya! Gamay lang. Kataw-anan istorya. Hahahah... | |
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s6ap
Virtue
Number of posts : 207
Age : 39
Hobbies/Occupation : Systems Analyst - IRRI
Registration date : 2006-09-27
First Name: Lord Hendrix a.k.a. "dags"
Last Name: barboza
Ministry Area: LB
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:57 am | |
| pwede po ba bng mgkarun ng thread na mgtuturo ng bisaya?  | |
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mokmoki
Power
Number of posts : 57
Age : 35
Location : Laguna
Registration date : 2006-12-13
First Name: Mark Timothy "Macky"
Last Name: Agarrado
Ministry Area: Los Banos
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:20 pm | |
| siyempre wala din akong naintindihan haha | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:03 pm | |
| Hehe. naisip ko na pano kaya kung may rule na pagkatapos ng every bisaya joke may translation? para may matutunan namang bisaya yung mga hindi bisaya.
pero malabo, kasi mababawasan if not mawawala ang humor ng joke pagnaka-translate na. Meron kasing element na pagka-buki (baduy) yung joke kung bisaya. Nawawala kung d na bisaya. Pero susubukan kong itranslate yung mga entry ko.
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:09 pm | |
| - dUrIaNfReAk!!! wrote:
- Gorio: Teban, tagnaa ang akong maayong kinaiya nga nagsugod sa letter “A”.
Teban: Aprotsabol?
Gorio: Dili.
Teban: Abilabol?
Gorio: Dili gihapon.
Teban: Unsa man diay?
Gorio: Anest!!! TRANSLATION: Gorio: Teban, hulaan mo kung ano yung isang katangian ko na nagsisimula sa letrang "A" Teban: Aprotsabol Gorio: Hindi Teban: Abilabol? Gorio: Hindi parin Teban: Ano nga ba? Gorio: Anest!!! | |
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dUrIaNfReAk!!!
Virtue
Number of posts : 141
Age : 41
Location : sa balay sa davao
Humor : I'm not an angel! I'm a saint! (toink!)
Registration date : 2006-10-16
First Name: Lynn Astrid "Lynlyn"
Last Name: Navarro
Ministry Area: Tagum City
| | Subject: Re: Istoryang Kataw-anan Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:14 pm | |
| - dUrIaNfReAk!!! wrote:
- JUAN: Bay, naa bai penguin diri sa Pilipinas?
PEDRO: Wa tawon pre oy.
JUAN: Na! Matay... madre gyud diay tong akong naligsan gabi-i! TRANSLATION: JUAN: Pre, may penguin ba dito sa Pilipinas? PEDRO: Wala shempre, pre JUAN: Naku! Patay.... madre nga yung nasagasaan ko kagabi! | |
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